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Thursday, August 03, 2006
You Never Learn
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times - avoid deck chairs when you have shrinkage.
His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.
But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.
Now go find some shorts and watch where you sit.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Kitten With Two Faces
Here’s a kitten with two faces, in case you needed some weird for your day.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Pictures From Aruba
Just the beginning of the set from Aruba.
More to come later in the week…
Friday, June 30, 2006
Chinese Elephant Man
You look at him and you’re not sure if it’s even real, and yet, it’s hard to stop looking.
Ou Guifeng suffers from “disease” the caption says and that he has multiple tumors. From the photo, only his face looks disfigured although his leg is described as “lame”.
I know some might be squeamish, so only click through if you’re ok with it.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
For When You Get Really Lazy
No shake salt and pepper “shakers”
Monday, February 27, 2006
Finally, My Own Batcave
Everyone wants a Batcave, right? Well, I’m no different. Forget the fact that I currently live in a NYC shoebox and don’t have room for such a thing, the problem is obviously how to hide it.
Finally, an answer:
Hidden Passageway - be sure to check out the videos.
Secret doors from bookcases, clocks, cabinets, etc. Need to slide downstairs fast? Just lift up that seat cushion.
No word yet on a Batphone.
(via Red Ferret)
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Post Tonsils Thought
So I had my tonsils taken out today. I’m feeling pretty good considering all the meds that were in my body (and the fact that I had something cut out of me).
In case you’re wondering:
Liquid Vicodin > Mr. Pibb + Red Vines
Friday, January 13, 2006
Stolen Rats
Only in Florida would someone post a sign offering a reward for “stolen” pet rats.
Mind you, this was in a very nice part of town too. If they were inside - then it’s even funnier. If they were outside, I wouldn’t look for the snakes or hawks around. I’m sure someone came and “stole” them.
The phone number has been blurred to protect the rats from being found.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
A Quickie Holiday Suggestion
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to everyone celebrating in whatever form. Happy anything else if you’re celebrating that too.
I thought I’d share one thing I’ve done that always works well: if you have a little one, ages 3-6 are fun, but anything below 10 usually fits - get them a disposable camera for the evening or day you’re celebrating and just let them take pictures from their point of view. There’s always a few great keeper shots in the bunch that you would have never been able to get yourself, and always a few others that will make you laugh.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
My Walk to Work
I walk to work sometimes in the summer. If it’s too hot, I hop in a cab or use the subway if I think I can catch a train quickly. During the winter I take cabs more and subway rides are more frequent, but the last couple of days haven’t really left me with any option but to walk.
It’s not a bad walk, one I’ve done many, many times, especially when the weather is nice, although more often on the way home than the way to work (who wants to possibly show up sweaty?).
Equipped with the mobile phone, I snapped a few shots on my way to work yesterday.
Camera crews everywhere. Especially in the middle of the street and grabbing a cop’s attention. When you’re putting all that traffic on tv, nothing makes a better shot than distracting the person directing it.
Dancing With the Stars, if you’re into that type of thing. There was a small crowd of passer-bys peaking in.
Oh Howard.
A1 - Sign for Juan Valdez Cafe with image of Juan Valdez on it.
A2 - Man sitting in Juan Valdez Cafe who looks just like Juan Valdez. I attempted to get a clearer picture, but the last thing I want to do is piss off a Columbian who “makes coffee”.
Ok, this wasn’t on the way to work, but lunch was damn good. They hooked me up with some fatty chicken tacos. I shall call this picture “hardest decision of the day”.